BE LIKE BABIES. . THEY LIKE CHANGES

March 18

  ” Proverbs 13:19 (LB) says, ‘It is pleasant to see plans develop. That is why fools refuse to give them up even when they are wrong.”  Wise people sometimes change their minds – fools never do.  Be open to God’s change in your plan.  It is a sign of strength to make changes when necessary.”

  “The longer a man is in error, the surer he is he’s right.  Defending your faults and errors only proves that you have no intention of quitting them. An obstinate man does not hold opinions – they hold him.”

   “Where we cannot invent we can at least improve.  A ‘sensational new idea’ is sometimes just an old idea with its sleeves rolled up  – if you itch for ideas, keep on scratching. Everybody is in favor of progress.  It’s the change they don’t like.  Constant change is here to stay.  Most people are willing to change, not because they see the light, but because they feel the heat.”

  “Great ideas still need change, adaptation and modification in order to prosper and succeed.  Henry Ford forgot to put a reverse gear in his first automobile.  Few knew of his oversight.  Few don’t know of his success.  Success and growth are unlikely if you always do things the way you’ve always done them.”

         John L. Mason,  You’re Born an Original, Don’t Die a Copy                               

 

True Navy Humor

Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations 10.10.95:

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision

Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW.

Canadians: This is a little lighthouse.  Your call.

This was the transcript of a radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.



“IN THE BEGINNING . . GOD”

March 17

“In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth (Gen. 1:1)”

  “In the time it takes you to read this page, you will have entered a moment you have never been in before.  God said before we can form His name in our heads and speak it forth, He will be there! (Isaiah 65:24).  Before any defeat; before any distress; before any sorrow; before any pain or discouragement. . . He has already been there and made all the necessary arrangements to ensure you make it into the next moment of your future with Him.”

   “With God in charge, every moment can be a brand new beginning.  In the next moment, if you will let God be bigger than the pain of the last moment, you will have a new beginning in Him.”

   “Before you think about all you went through yesterday, think about where you are.  And right there is God – bigger than all your problems!”

   “As you start this day, put God in the beginning of every moment, and let Him lead you through a year of victory!”

                    – Rod Parsley, “Covenant Devotional”

 

Brickbats: Terse observations and other mild forms of humor

My boss hates “yes” men and I have to agree with him.

Can a person be chalant? Can weather be clement? And are children ever ruly?

My best pickup line is: “Hi, I’m Bob. Do you speak English?”

Somewhere in my office, in the vicinity of my desk, there exists a black hole into which all my pens disappear.

A woman was scooping up an armload of toaster pastries just as I was contemplating their ingredients. I said to her, “These things could kill you.” She said, “Well, they’re just for the kids.”

The penalty for bigamy is two wives.

Baseball Rules Section 3.12.5 — The strike zone shall consist of an area from the kneecap to the midpoint between the waist and shoulders vertically and shall be as wide as the home-plate umpire’s hind quarters.



LOOKING FORWARD

March 16

   “‘Misery is a yesterday person trying to get along with a tomorrow God,’ says Mike Murdock.  Don’t let your past mistakes become memorials. They should be cremated, not embalmed.  It is important to look forward – your calling and destiny are there.  The apostle Paul said, ‘Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead, I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus.”  (Phil 3:13-14 NIV)”

   “Those who predominantly talk about the past are going backward.  Those who talk about the present are just maintaining.  But those who talk about the future are growing.”

   “Some people stay so far in the past that the future is gone before they get there. The future frightens only those who prefer living in the past.  No one has ever backed into prosperity.  You can’t have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday today.  Yesterday has passed forever and is beyond our control.  What lies behind us is insignificant compared to what lies ahead.”

   John L. Mason -You’re Born an Original, Don’t Die a Copy

 

Strangest US Laws

  Minnesota:

  –It is illegal to tease skunks.

  –Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard.

  Michigan:

  –A state law stipulates that a woman’s hair legally belongs to her husband.

  –Under state law, dentists are officially classified as “mechanics.”

  –In Clawson, it is legal for a man to “sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.”

  Oklahoma:

 –Whale hunting is strictly forbidden.

  –People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

 Virginia:

  –In Richmond, it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee.

  –In Lebanon, it is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.



GOD HAS A PLAN

March 15

   “What does God think about your future?  We find the answer in the book of Jeremiah (29:11, NIV): “I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you a hope and a future.”  All of what we are, good and bad, is what we have thought and believed.  What you have become is due to the price you paid to get what you used to want.”

   “All of the important battles we face will be waged within ourselves.  Nothing great has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that God was superior to any circumstance.  First John 4:4 says, ‘Greater is he who is in you than he who is in the world.”

   “Don’t put water in your own boat; the storm will put enough in on its own.  Don’t dream up thousands of reasons why you can’t do what you want to: find one reason why you can.  It is easier to do all the things you should do than spend the rest of your life wishing you had.  The first key victory you must win is over yourself.  “You can’t consistently perform in a manner that is inconsistent with the way you see yourself,” says Zig Ziglar.”

   “Building a case against yourself is like a microscope – it magnifies trifling things but cannot receive great ones.  To keep from building a case against yourself; multiply your prayer time, divide the truth from a lie, subtract negative influences and add God’s Word.  We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves.  Both faith and fear may sail into your harbor, but allow only faith to drop anchor.”

     John L. Mason,  You’re born an Original, Don’t Die a Copy 

 

Good-news-bad-news…

The following letter from the family’s solicitor is addressed to a

member of the British aristocracy who has been spending much of the

summer in his residence in the south of France leaving his wife in the

United Kingdom to look after the ancestral home.

Dear Sir Royston,

I hope you are having a good time on your holiday. 

I say this with sincerity because I am afraid that I have some bad

news for you, although there is good news too. First the bad news. I

am sorry to tell you that your favorite dog, Honey, is dead. The vet

says that she died instantly and could have felt no pain. She was

kicked in the head by your horse, Sherbert, though I’m sure that no

blame can be attached to Sherbert, frightened as he was by the fire in

the barn.

I’m afraid that Sherbert was in the barn along with your other

horses when it burnt to the ground.

I should explain how the barn came to be on fire in the first place.

You see a spark from the house blew over and set the roof alight. The

fire started in the main hall of the house where, as you know, your

Mattisse and your Picasso once hung. I say ‘once’ because they are not

there now. Fortunately neither of these paintings were damaged in the

conflagration as they were stolen beforehand by the burglar who

started the fire.

Although all of this may seem to you very serious it is not in fact

the bad news that I wrote of. Your wife and brother had been visiting

your Insurance Agent in prison where he is serving a three year

sentence for fraud. I’m afraid that none of your insurance policies

are valid. This is the bad news.

As I said, there is some good news. The heat from the fire warmed your

greenhouse and brought your flowers on.

Regards,

Morgan



THIS MORNING AT RADIANT LIFE

This Sunday, July 12 will be the last ZOOM meeting for now. If we begin using this again, I will be sure to let you know on FACEBOOK.  If you do not have or use FACEBOOK, please drop me a note saying you wish to follow us on ZOOM. You can send the message on FACEBOOK, call the church office 757-539-1096, or even send me something on “snail mail”……….  I do want everyone who wants to join us on Sunday to do so. We hope to resume on FACEBOOK LIVE in a couple of weeks, if you have access to that means. Thank you for staying with us through these tough times.

Pastor Don

 

Topic: Zoom Meeting

Time: Jul 12, 2020 11:00 AM Eastern Time (US and Canada)

 

Join Zoom Meeting

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Meeting ID: 352 468 8362

Password: 123456

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        +1 646 558 8656 US (New York)

Meeting ID: 352 468 8362

Password: 123456



Sunday, July 12 at Radiant Life

This Sunday, July 12 will be the last ZOOM meeting for now. If we begin using this again, I will be sure to let you know on FACEBOOK.  If you do not have or use FACEBOOK, please drop me a note saying you wish to follow us on ZOOM. You can send the message on FACEBOOK, call the church office 757-539-1096, or even send me something on “snail mail”……….  I do want everyone who wants to join us on Sunday to do so. We hope to resume on FACEBOOK LIVE in a couple of weeks, if you have access to that means. Thank you for staying with us through these tough times.

Pastor Don

 

Topic: Zoom Meeting

Time: Jul 12, 2020 11:00 AM Eastern Time (US and Canada)

 

Join Zoom Meeting

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/3524688362?pwd=MmJrdVcvTit5aG1HWUNZWitzMG01dz09

 

Meeting ID: 352 468 8362

Password: 123456

One tap mobile

+13126266799,,3524688362#,,,,0#,,123456# US (Chicago)

+16465588656,,3524688362#,,,,0#,,123456# US (New York)

 

Dial by your location

        +1 312 626 6799 US (Chicago)

        +1 646 558 8656 US (New York)

Meeting ID: 352 468 8362

Password: 123456



Sunday, July 5, 2020 INVITATION

Pastor Don is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.

Topic: Zoom Meeting
Time: Jul 5, 2020 11:00 AM Eastern Time (US and Canada)

Join Zoom Meeting
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/3524688362?pwd=MmJrdVcvTit5aG1HWUNZWitzMG01dz09

Meeting ID: 352 468 8362
Password: 123456
One tap mobile
+13126266799,,3524688362#,,,,0#,,123456# US (Chicago)
+16465588656,,3524688362#,,,,0#,,123456# US (New York)

Dial by your location
+1 312 626 6799 US (Chicago)
+1 646 558 8656 US (New York)
+1 301 715 8592 US (Germantown)
+1 346 248 7799 US (Houston)
+1 669 900 9128 US (San Jose)
+1 253 215 8782 US (Tacoma)
Meeting ID: 352 468 8362
Password: 123456



INVITATION TO SUNDAY, JUNE 28 SERVICE AT RADIANT LIFE

Here is the information. Please note Zoom is requiring a password again. it is 123456

Pastor Don is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.

Topic: Zoom Meeting
Time: Jun 28, 2020 11:00 AM Eastern Time (US and Canada)

Join Zoom Meeting
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/3524688362?pwd=MmJrdVcvTit5aG1HWUNZWitzMG01dz09

Meeting ID: 352 468 8362
Password: 123456
One tap mobile
+13126266799,,3524688362#,,,,0#,,123456# US (Chicago)
+16465588656,,3524688362#,,,,0#,,123456# US (New York)

Dial by your location
+1 312 626 6799 US (Chicago)
+1 646 558 8656 US (New York)
+1 301 715 8592 US (Germantown)
+1 346 248 7799 US (Houston)
+1 669 900 9128 US (San Jose)
+1 253 215 8782 US (Tacoma)
Meeting ID: 352 468 8362
Password: 123456



Sunday Morning, June 21

Sunday Morning, June 21, Invitation to ZOOM.
 
Topic: Zoom Meeting
Time: Jun 21, 2020 11:00 AM Eastern Time (US and Canada)
 
Join Zoom Meeting
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/3524688362
 
Meeting ID: 352 468 8362
One tap mobile
+13126266799,,3524688362# US (Chicago)
+16465588656,,3524688362# US (New York)
 
Dial by your location
+1 312 626 6799 US (Chicago)
+1 646 558 8656 US (New York)
+1 301 715 8592 US (Germantown)
+1 346 248 7799 US (Houston)
+1 669 900 9128 US (San Jose)
+1 253 215 8782 US (Tacoma)
Meeting ID: 352 468 8362


SUNDAY, JUNE 6, 2020

Sunday, June 14
Adult Sunday School begins at 9:45 am in the church fellowship hall.
Sanctuary and Drive-In Church will continue as the past several weeks.
And again, we will be live on ZOOM and FACEBOOK at 11:00 am
The Link for Zoom is
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/3524688362
 
Meeting ID: 352 468 8362
One tap mobile
+13126266799,,3524688362# US (Chicago)
+16465588656,,3524688362# US (New York)
Meeting ID: 352 468 8362
No password is needed this week.
God Bless You.
Pastor Don



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