Be not overeager to go to the House o/God …. -Ecclesiastes 4:17 (JPS)

For the first six months after my husband died, I don’t remember dreaming. Then, over the next few months, I could remember having dreams but not what had happened in them.

One year later, once the memory of a dream began to linger in the morning, I knew I was dreaming that I told people Keith was dead. I would wake up sad and depressed and couldn’t understand why I was

making myself feel worse. Things I had been doing with some routine satisfaction-like teaching, shopping, and exercising-began to pall and it felt like just going through the motions.

Then I had a dream in which I was reunited with Keith. I awoke feeling happy and wanted to remember as much of the dream as I could, to recapture all those emotions I had not been able to experience in

such a long time. I remembered what I had said to him in the dream: ”Am I dead now?”

“Ask yourself that after you wake up,” he answered.

God was speaking to me through my husband, as God had so often before. As long as I was alive, I had to go on living.

Please keep reminding me that You still have a purpose for me, Lord: that You want me to be present to every moment with a full heart.

-Rhoda Blecker

Digging Deeper: Deuteronomy 30:15



Funny One-liner Jokes

I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said, ‘Analogue.’ I said, ‘No, just a watch.’

I went into a shop and I said, ‘Can someone sell me a kettle.’ The bloke said, ‘Kenwood?’ I said, ‘Where is he then?’

I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought: ‘That’s Aboriginal.’

I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet. ‘Best Before End’



An Impromptu, Stress-free Wedding

A pretentious, showy life is an empty life; a plain and simple life is a full life -Proverbs 13:7 (MSG)

One afternoon my daughter Katie shared plans for her upcoming wedding. “Nothing fancy, Mom. A judge is marrying us.”

“What about guests? Cake? A reception?”

“No. I want everything simple this time.”

Nine years earlier, Katie and I had coordinated every detail for her 1st wedding, including apricot-colored bridesmaids’ dresses with matching roses and candles; a storybook ceremony. The marriage

ended in divorce.

On the morning of her second wedding, my husband and I headed to the courthouse. “What about flowers? Every bride needs flowers!” I texted Katie. “Can I bring you a bouquet?”

“Okay, but no stressing.”

I ran to the grocery store. Katie’s dress was ivory, but I had no idea what color her three-year-old stepdaughter, Rilynn, would be wearing, so I grabbed a dozen white roses. Before I could choose the perfect ribbon, the florist tied one around the stems, the kind meant for birthday presents.

At the courthouse, we spotted Katie and Rilynn who had spilled juice all over her blue chiffon dress. “No worries,” Katie said. I couldn’t believe it.

We walked down a messy hallway filled with cardboard boxes and found the judge inside his office. He greeted us warmly and Katie and Chris were married. Joy filled the room, despite only three attendees,

a grocery-store bouquet, a juice-stained dress, and me serving as the photographer.

Father, Your ways are unpretentious, simple, gracious.

-Julie Garmon

Digging Deeper: Matthew 6:21




Quirky Collective Nouns

A ponder of philosophers

A nucleus of physicists

A portfolio of stockbrokers

A flush of plumbers

A corps of anatomists

A bodge of DIYers

An exaggeration of fishermen


Let us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. -Galatians 6:9 (NIV)

My friend John led the job skills program at a nearby juvenile correctional facility. He asked me to take on the ministry when medical tests showed no slowing of the cancer he was fighting.

Last night I wondered, as I drove to the detention center, if the program was making a difference. It had been two years since John died.

Questions kept cycling through my mind: Are we working on the right things? Are we connecting in relevant ways to help the youth live crimefree? Will we ever know?

Before the session started, Tim, one of the incarcerated youth, handed me a letter: “Thanks for finding James.” James, who is a valuable member of our ministry team, spent eighteen years in prison and

is now living a successful life on the outside. James is “helping motivate kids in trouble to get jobs and not hang on the streets. I never wanted to make it to prison. The question is, do I want to change?” And then, answering his own question, Tim added, “My answer is yes because it’s time to let my light shine.”

By the way, I didn’t find James. Nudged by a light on his own path, James found my friend John, who gave me James’s name before he died.


Dear God, thank You for encouraging me to keep on planting seeds and for reminding me that You are at work bringing about the harvest. Amen.

-John Dilworth

Digging Deeper: Psalm 94:19; 2 Corinthians 9:12; Ephesians 4:28



Funny Shop Names

Bob Forster from Shipton-under-Wychwood in Oxon, UK has found a local plumber whose van announces: ‘The Lone Drainer – he come pronto.’

‘A Pane in the Glass’ is the name of a glazier’s in New York State, USA.

I have seen two of his examples, one in Croydon named ‘The Vinyl Frontier’ ; a shop which sells second hand records;


Questions to Ponder

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.


For whoever has despised the day of small things shall rejoice …. ” Zechariah 4:10 (NRSV)

After being out of the corporate world for more than a decade, I felt God calling me to go back to work. Micah was in middle school and stayed late for sports practice after classes. My husband’s workday

Was flexible, so he could pick her up. We needed more money and had to be saving for our daughter’s college expenses. It just made sense.

In the 1990s I’d organized employee awards banquets for hundreds of people, but my most recent event planning was twelve years of birthday party celebrations. I’d once created fund-raising annual ampaigns,

auctions, and golf tournaments that grossed tens of thousands of dollars. These days, my expertise was used to persuade PTA parents to help their students sell enough cookie dough to purchase playground


My current skill set consisted of motivating my husband to help with chores, carpooling for my daughter, and arranging to have all of us land at the dinner table at the same time. The only group I’d recently managed was seventeen four-year-olds at Bible Study Fellowship once a week-and I needed an afternoon nap once that was over!

Who would want to hire me? If I snagged an interview, would they laugh me out of the door once they realized who I was now?

Still, God’s stirring in my heart was unmistakable. I didn’t doubt I was on the verge of a new beginning. Regardless of how I saw my small self, God was big. His plan for my life would prevail despite my


When all I see are minor, unimportant acts, God, help me to trust that You use what seems trivial to create my future.

-Stephanie Thompson

Digging Deeper: Proverbs 16:9; Jeremiah 29:11; 1 Corinthians 2:9



The Four Cats!

T-Square, Spreadsheet, Measure and Coffee Break

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.  The first man was an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, ‘T-square, do your stuff.’

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, ‘Spreadsheet, do your stuff.’

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said ‘Measure, do your stuff.’ Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8oz. without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, ‘What can your cat do?’

The Government Employee called his cat Coffee Break and said ‘do your stuff.’

Coffee Break jumped to his feet…

He drank the milk ate the cookies, and then beat up the other three cats.  Later he claimed he injured his back while doing so, so he filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.


I urge, then, first of all, that petitions, prayers, intercession and thanksgiving be made for all people-for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness. This is good, and pleases God our Savior. -1 Timothy 2: 1-3 (NIV)

A friend of mine told me she was looking for an up-to-date list of all the Supreme Court justices. “Why do you need that? Do your kids have a social studies report due?”

She laughed. “No. I’m going to see my mom and she wanted to update her prayer cards.”


“My mom prays for all the Supreme Court justices by name. She prays for the president, the cabinet, the Senate, and the House of Representatives as well. She also prays for her local mayor, police chief, fire chief, and so on. Once her life became so limited in the nursing home she decided to use her time in prayer. It’s her ministry.”

This was taking prayer to a whole new level! I never thought to pray on a regular basis by name for my elected officials. Half the time I didn’t even agree with what they were doing. And I told my friend as much.

“Oh, Mom doesn’t agree with all of them either, but she knows their jobs need the covering of prayer.”

This gave me pause. If I get overwhelmed with the concerns of running my home and family life, how much harder is it to run a country, a superpower at that? I take my concerns to the Lord in prayer. I can’t

run my life without His help. The least I can do is offer the same compassion and help to the president of the United States. His job is one of the most difficult there is.

Please cover our president with wisdom and humility, Lord. Give us the compassion to work with our elected officials to bring about peaceful solutions to the problems we face. Amen.

-Lisa Bogart

Digging Deeper: Romans 13:1; 1 Peter 2:13-17



Funny Oxymorons

Free Gift

Numb Sensation

Stand Down

Work Party

Detailed Summary


Funny Coincidences

On February 13, 1746, a Frenchman, Jean Marie Dubarry, was executed for the murder of his father. Precisely 100 years later, on February 13, 1846, another Frenchman, also named Jean Marie Dubarry, was executed – for the murder of his father.


I will fully satisfy the needs of those who are weary and fully refresh souls of those who are faint. “-Jeremiah 31 :25 (NET)

My wife and I are raising a daughter now. Two older kids have left home-years ago. Both of them are done with college. Occasionally; our daughter asks for a sibling. No way! I usually think whenever the subject comes up. My wife and I are already fifty years old; and here we are still attending kindergarten parent meetings!

At a recent parent-teacher conference I couldn’t help but wonder, How do elementary school teachers do it? I watch my daughter’s classroom for five minutes and I’m dizzy. I need an aspirin.

‘There are ways to take a break during the day,” her kindergarten teacher explained to me. “At my desk, when the kids are quiet and working on something for just a few minutes I will collect my thoughts.”

I’ve seen other people do this too. There was a cab driver once, at a stoplight, who closed his eyes and crossed himself, mouthing something, while I sat watching from the backseat. Then there is my friend

Jill who tends incredible gardens for a living: she tells me that her spade reminds her to be grateful. “The symbolism of it is private,” she said, so I didn’t ask for details. But I’ve seen her pause when she picks up that spade. I know that she’s praying.

I, too, pause throughout the day. I pray, and I walk, and sometimes I pray and walk at the same time.

I am tired, God. But when I pause to be with You, as I will today, I find my rest. You are my daily fresh air.

-Jon Sweeney

Digging Deeper: Psalm 127:1-2



Funny Product Information

On some frozen dinners: ‘Serving suggestion: Defrost’ .

(But, it’s just a suggestion).

On a bar of Palmolive soap: ‘Directions: Use like regular soap’ .

(And that would be how???)

On Nanna’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): ‘Do not turn upside down’ .

(Well…duh, a bit late, huh)!   


Git rid of the old yeast, so that you may be a new unleavened batch!  –  as you really are, For Christ, our Passover lamb, has been sacrificed.   I Corinthians 5:7 (NIV)

On Ash Wednesday, I’d headed to the chapel. I’d come for answers. I was feeling distant from God and wasn’t sure why. I knelt down and prayed. Lord, what do I need to do to feel close to You again?

I looked over at a daddy and his young daughter seated across the aisle, The daddy reached over and picked up the child’s doll and storybook. “Why don’t we move your stuff out of the way, so you can get

closer to me,” he whispered.

Is that it? I wondered. Do I have stuff that’s gotten in between God and me? I thought about my busy life full of commitments-career, family, church, and community work. And as a member of a carnival krewe, I’d spent all my spare time recently gluing sequins on costumes and shopping for beads and trinkets to throw from my float during our parade.

Yes, I thought, I’ve placed a lot between God and me. And to make matters worse, they were things that took up so much time that I’d become too exhausted to read my Bible in the mornings, too tired to journal, and too sleepy for nighttime prayers. As a result, I’d lost my closeness to God.

I knew what to do. I’d get rid of everything that was getting in the way and I’d add back my most important commitments: prayer time, Bible study, and reflection. After all, nothing in my life was more important than my relationship with God.

Forgive me, Father; when my earthly activities separate me from You.

-Melody Bonnette Swang

Digging Deeper: Isaiah 55:6; James 4:8



Happy Valentine’s Day

  1. Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
  2. He’ll dessert you

Q: What do you call a very small valentine?

A: A valen-tiny!

  1. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
  2. He gave her a ring.
  3. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?
  4. You’re purrr-fect for me.
  5. Where do all the hamburgers take their girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
  6. To a meatball.
  7. What Valentine’s Day candy is best to give a girl?
  8. Her-She Kisses.


“Yea, I have loved thee with an everlasting love …. ” -Jeremiah 31:3 (KJV)

One of my favorite delights is sending valentines. Come February, I carefully address my missives, affix the required postage, and mail them all to Loveland, Colorado. Volunteers in the Sweetheart City hand-stamp these envelopes with a special postmark and forward them to the recipients.


Many of my friends tell me they save both my valentines and the envelopes as the postmark changes each year. So I was really surprised when I visited my friend Catherine and my card wasn’t displayed on

her antique breakfront. Instead, she had used it for a scratch pad.


I was annoyed, to say the least. Is that all she thinks of our “friendship? I seethed. Once I calmed down, I studied Catherine’s scribblings. “Scan normal.” Catherine had been battling cancer. Now, I learned, her

follow-up test was A-OK.


As my eyes traveled to the bottom of the exquisite hearts-and-cupids card, I read: “Made of 80 recycled paper.” It was then that God whispered to my heart. Eighty percent, Roberta. Isn’t your friendship with

Catherine Just about, perfect 80 percent of the time? Aren’t you thrilled to pieces about her test results? After giving the incident a lot of thought, I made a decision that affects all of my friendships. If someone does something that annoys me, I consciously cut them a break. “Eighty percent,” I tell myself. “That’s what most relationships are.”


Eueryone is a disappointment some of the time, including me. By Divine design, only One meets all of our expectations. Rejoicing in my rediscovery, I hummed the old hymn and thanked my oh-so-perfect



There’s not a friend like the lowly Jesus, no, not one! No, not one!


-Roberta Messner

Digging Deeper: Proverbs 17:17; John 15:12-15



  1. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
  2. Because it’s all heart.


Valentine Angel Jokes

Peter aged 7.  ‘Angels don’t eat much, but they drink a lot of milk from Holy Cows.’

Veronica aged 8. ‘I don’t understand about Valentine angels; why when a girl fancies a boy, they get an angel to shoot arrows at him.


I  will give you a new heart and place a new spirit within you, taking from your bodies your stony hearts and giving you natural hearts. -Ezekiel 36:26 (NAB)

‘Hi, Mom. What’s up?” I said, answering my cell phone with an , exasperated sigh.

“Hi, honey. We haven’t talked in a while, and I just wanted to hear your voice! You sound distracted. Did I catch you in the middle of something.

“Mom, I’m always in the middle of something,” I snapped.

Something in me opened, and I noticed the meanness of my tone.

“Mom, I’m sorry,” I blurted.

Lent was about to begin, and I had been thinking about a spiritual discipline to take on. I found it in that phone call.

“Tell you what, Mom,” I said. “For Lent, I’m going to call you every day.

It can just be for five minutes. But I’m going to call you. Every day.”

And I did. I called Mom in the evening as I drove home after work.

We talked, as such daily contact leads you to do, about what she and Dad had for dinner, how loud my husband snored the night before, the funny snippet of conversation she heard in the grocery store. I

appreciated her insights and her wit. I relaxed into our talks and shared more deeply.

A few weeks into this practice, my husband and I visited my parents.

My dad pulled me aside. “Those calls to your mother,” he said, “keep them up. She really enjoys them. They make her day!”

I smiled. They had already started to make mine too.

God, help me to see where I’m acting from a heart of stone and replace it with a heart of flesh.

-Amy Eddings

Digging Deeper: Proverbs 11:25; Galatians 5:22-23



Just before Valentine’s Day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on.  He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.  So he called one of His best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.  When she returned she told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good.

Well, he thought for a moment and said, maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another point of view.  So God called another angel and sent her to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned she went to God and told him yes, the Earth was in decline, 95% was bad and 5% was good.

God said this was not good. So He decided to email the 5% that were good and He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what that email said?

Ah, so you didn’t get one either?


If we are faithless, He remains faithful …. -2 Timothy 2: 13 (NKJV)

Our local library is a temple of wisdom to me, and I revere the librarians who minister to us. So when Nola, everybody’s favorite librarian, abruptly died in midlife of a rare disease, my wife and I were heartbroken.

The aging process is a series of losses. Nola was the seventh good friend we have lost this year, and it was the last straw for me. I was angry with God. “What possible purpose can her death serve?” I argued with Him. “She was supposed to be helping us find wisdom for the rest of our lives and cheering us on with her musical laugh.”

For days we couldn’t go to the library. It was like an empty warehouse without Nola’s presence at the circulation desk.

I don’t like feeling at odds with God. After all, the greatest commandment is to “love God with all your heart,” but grief has a way of blocking all sense of God’s loveliness.

A turning point came one evening when we were watching the old musical Carousel and I heard that beautiful tune “If I Loved You”: “If I loved you, time and again I would try to say … how I loved you, if I loved you.”

I found myself praying, “Lord, I do want to love You, but right now I can’t find the strength.”

Months later, when the fog of grief had lifted, I could see that Nola was, herself, a profound expression of God’s love. Her life was not long, but it was a masterpiece. As her friend Carol said at the funeral, “Lucky Nola, lucky us.”

Father, thank You for loving us faithfully, even when our love for You falters.

-Daniel Schantz

Digging Deeper: Isaiah 60:20; Matthew 5:4



As my supervisor and I were leaving the headquarters building at Hickam AFB, Hawaii, the lawn sprinklers, which had been showering the walkway, stopped suddenly.

Realizing that he had forgotten something, my supervisor went back inside, and I followed him. With that, the sprinklers started again. We surmised that there must have been a motion sensor controlling the spray, and decided to test it by walking back and forth and in and out the front door.

​After several attempts at fooling the system, I began looking around for the sensor. By the side of the building I saw a very confused gardener, his hand on a water faucet.



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